Intelligent Santa All Scientists
Intelligent Santa. All Scientists Failed To Answer This But Santa Rocks. Qn: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating? Ans: BESAN Ke PAKORAY
First Ever Intelligent Santa. Teacher: What Do you Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything? Santa: You Can Call Him Anything Because He Cannot Hear Anything.
Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding and a great cook? Banata: A rumour!
Santa: Was it that hot where you spent your vacation last summer? Banta: Yes. We took turns sitting in each other’s shadows.
Question: Why did Santa cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Answer: To avoid side effects!
Question: Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Answer: Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
Santa Ko Exam Mein Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha. Sardar Ne Har Sawal Ke Neeche Lines Laga Di Aur Likha Scratch Kar Ke Answer Padh Lein.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.