Deadly IQ Of Santa
Deadly IQ Of Santa. What Is The Oppsite Of Achaar? Santa: Onion! How? Santa: Achaar= Pickle Pee-Kal So Oppsite Of Pee-Kal is Pee Aaj Peaaj = Onion.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…? Santa: Tumhari hai.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa: what’s million years to you? God: a second. Santa:what’s billion Dollar to you? God: a Coin. Santa:ok give me a Coin. God:wait a second.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa, Your daughter has died! Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers that he does not have a daughter! At 25th floor: I am single! At 10th floor: I am Banta not Santa