Banta If I Die
Banta: If I Die What will You Do? Santa: I May Also Die. Banta: Why? Santa: Some Time Too Much Of Happiness Can Also Kill A Man.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa and Banta go to see Jurassic Park. Banta: Why are you afraid of the dinosaurs? It is only a movie. Santa: But do those animals know that?
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa to Banta: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Banta: What did you do? Santa: I got myself two girl friends.
Santa Banta were walking down the road. Santa said, Look at that dog with one eye. Banta covers one of her eyes and asks, Where?
Santa and Banta are walking down the road and Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?