A Tiger Killed Santa
A Tiger Killed Santa In The Zoo. A Man Asked Why Did you Kill Santa? Tiger: Aur Nai To Kya, Sala Kab Se Keh Raha Tha Itni Badi Billi Woooeeen Itni Badi Billi
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Santa married a short girl and people asked him why. Santa: Our Guruji said the smaller the trouble the better.
Santa & his wife filed for Divorce Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have three children Santa: Ok! We’ll apply next year.
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?
Santa Jungle Se Guzar Raha Tha Ke Usne dekha Ke ek Saanp Darakht Par Latka Hua Hai. Santa: HORLICS Piya Karo Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhti
Santa Naha Raha Tha. Ladki Darwaaze Pe Aai To Santa Aise Hi Bahar Aa Gaya. Ladki: Uff Kuch To Pehen Lo. Santa Bhag Kar Andar Gaya Or Chappal Pehen Ke Aaya.
One day Santa was crying. Banta asked why are you crying? Santa said I have only one brother, but my sister has two. That’s not fair! Happy Rakhi.