A Santa Was Getting
A Santa Was Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes All Through The Night. He Got Irritated And Drank Poison And Said: Ab Kaato Saalo Tum Bhi Maroge.
Harkat:Anwar hatela mar gaya. Punna: kaise? Harkat: raat ko usko macchar kaat rahe the, usne zeher piya aur bola ab kaato saalo, sab maroge!
Santa: What is a Breath analyser? Banta: It detects how much you drank. Santa: I married one year ago!
Newsflash: Santa died last night in a grocery store. Cause of death: Starvation!
Santa goes to Goa asks Banta to note anything weird at home. He gets and sms a week later: The guy who came every night for your wife did not come today.
Santa away on a trip asks Banta to note anything unusual at home. He gets a message saying: Fellow who came to meet your wife every night did not come today.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa tells his fiance: Come to my home tonight, no one will be there. She reached that night and found that really nobody was home.
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi