Santa Told His Friend
Santa Told His Friend: Yaar ek ladki Menu Hans Ke Wekhdi Hai. Friend: Confirm Kar Le. Hans Ke Wekhdi Hai Ya Wekh Ke Hansdi Hai.
Boy Told His Friend: Yaar Ek Ladki Mujhe Hanske Dekh Rahi Hai Friend Replied: Abbe Sahi Se Dekh, Hans ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hans Rahi Hai.
Santa told his wife to put lipstick on her forehead because she could not make up her mind
Santa visits Chinese friend in hospital Chinese says Chin Yu Yan and dies Santa goes to China and finds out the meaning You are standing on the oxygen tube!
Santa Ne Ek Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jaakar Choom Liya Ladki: Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: B. Com. Final Year.
Santa Naha Raha Tha. Ladki Darwaaze Pe Aai To Santa Aise Hi Bahar Aa Gaya. Ladki: Uff Kuch To Pehen Lo. Santa Bhag Kar Andar Gaya Or Chappal Pehen Ke Aaya.
Santa ki cycle chalate hue ek ladki se takraya. Ladki: Brake nahi maar sakte? Santa: Poori cycle toh maar di ab brake kya alag se maaru?
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?
Santa: My wife ran away with my best friend. Banta:How do you feel? Santa: I really miss my friend.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.