A Santa Asked His
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Someone was asked the meaning of love. He replied: Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of Men for facing the Criticism of one IDIOT
Santa and his sister walk down the street. Mawali says: Oye, mashuka leker kahan jaa rahe ho. Santa slaps him, saying: Oye, mashuka hogi teri, meri to behan hai
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Santa married a short girl and people asked him why. Santa: Our Guruji said the smaller the trouble the better.
Santa: My wife ran away with my best friend. Banta:How do you feel? Santa: I really miss my friend.
Santa & his wife filed for Divorce Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have three children Santa: Ok! We’ll apply next year.