35 Sal Ki Lady
35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Giri. Ya Dekh Ke Santa Ne Kaha Husband Zyada Hi Shaukeen Lagta Hai Warna Abhi 5-10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he has not come back yet! Santa: Why do not you cook something else.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Santa saw a lady painting the wall wearing fur coat and denim jacket Santa: Why are u wearing this? Lady: They Said “Put 2 coats for best results”
Santa hit a lady with his cycle. Lady: Break nahi mar sakta tha? Santa replied break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di.
Lady boss: I want you to do all the small jobs. Pick up files, never answer back, listen to me etc. Applicant: You need a husband madam, not an office boy
A lady places an advertisement in her local paper reading: Husband Wanted. Next day she receives 100s of responses. They all read the same: Have Mine
Lady: Mujhy mere pati se talaak chahiye. Vakil: Magar wo to kabaddi champion hai. Lady: Yeh hi to problem hai. Zaalim sirf haath lagaa kar bhaag jaata hai.
Lady: Chantu, what does your father do? My father’s dead, Ma’am. Lady: I am sorry. What did he do before he died? Chantu: He went blue and collapsed.
Hum Neend Ke Shaukeen Zyada To Nahi Lekin. Kuch Khwaab Na Daikhen Toh Guzara Nahi Hota. Good Night.