First Ever Intelligent Santa
First Ever Intelligent Santa. Teacher: What Do you Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything? Santa: You Can Call Him Anything Because He Cannot Hear Anything.
Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding and a great cook? Banata: A rumour!
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call Santa: Who’s this? Girl: Seeta Santa: Maine Chandigarh phone kiya tha, Ayodhya mil gaya. Champu meets ex collegue Buntu after 3 years, Champu: Who are you working for now? Buntu: My wife.
Q: What do you call a man who cannot hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he cannot hear na!!!
Santa was fed up of his answering machine. Why? Banta called up and said: Why are you receiving the phone call and saying that you are not there.
Santa: For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing me I don’t know how she got my no. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “Please recharge your card”.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.