This Is My Leave
This Is My Leave Application With Doctors Statement. Boss:We Dont Accept Doctors Statement As Sickness Proof. If You Can Go To The Doc, You Can Come To Work.
Champus leave application to boss “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
Notice to employees for sickness: we will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof. If you can visit the doctor, you can come to work.
Champus leave application to boss: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction 1-weeks leave.
Champus leave application to boss: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
Champus leave application to boss: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
Champus leave application to boss: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
Male boss: Type my leave application. Secretary: Boss, you’ve used all your leaves. Only the maternity leave column is empty. Boss: Then apply for the same
Champus leave application to headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
Dont leave any work even by a smaller margin, because 99 doesnt have the glamour of century. -Sachin tendulkar.