The Best And Daring
The Best And Daring Lines on The T-Shirt Of An Employee: I Work Only For MONEY, If You Want Loyality, Hire A DOG.
Robber: What do you want? Your money or your life? Employee: You better take my life. I am saving my money for my old age.
Employee: Sir, my wage packet this week was empty. Boss: I know, they don’t make money in small enough denominations to pay you what you are worth.
Employee to friend: Most of the people I know are pleased with their jobs. It’s the work they don’t like!
Boss giving work to employee: No need to hurry on this. Take all the weekends if necessary
Employee to friend: My boss is so dedicated to his work that he keeps his secretary near his bed in case he gets an idea during the night
Employee: Why did you switch back from midis to minis? Secretary: I have been in trouble ever since the boss started watching my work instead of my legs.
Money is the number one cause for family conflict. Address your finances and work out a budget. Stop fighting over money!
Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married. Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter.
Employee: I would like to get fire insurance. Insurance agent: Sure, for your home, sir? Employee: No, it’s for me. Everytime I get a new job, I get fired