Boss Why Do You
Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married. Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter.
Man: Boss, I am getting married. Boss: You don’t earn much, you look like a tramp, you cannot grow. Who is the idiot who is marrying you? Man: Your daughter Sir.
Boss: Kya tum is company ke boss ho? Employee: Nahi sir. Boss: Toh bewakoofon ki tarah baat kyun kar rahe ho? Employee: Sorry sir, yeh haq toh sirf aapka hai.
BOSS: Career minded employee needed. HE MEANS: Female Employees should not be married and should be willing to stay that way.
Champu is getting his daughter married and writes leave letter to boss: “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave.”
Boss: Why is it, everytime I come to your desk, I find you sleeping? Employee: Well, boss. I don’t want people to say that I do nothing.
Boss: How many female employess are there in our office? Employee: 25, sir. Boss: Ok. Get 25 Christmas cards and write on each “To the only girl I ever loved”
Employee: Boss, why have you got a sausage behind your ear? Boss: What? Oh no! I must have eaten my pen for lunch.
A boss put up a sign in office: I AM BOSS. It was replaced by an employee: Your wife called, she wants her sign back.
A boss put up a sign in office:I am boss It was replaced by an employee: Your wife called, she wants her sign back.