Boss Gusse Se Ye
Boss Gusse Se: Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapde Kyun Pehenti Ho? Secretary: Kya Krun, Itni Salary Mein Itne Hi Chote Kapde Aate Hain Boss.
Biwi (Gusse Mein): Tumhare Dimaag Mein Toh sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai. Shohar: Toh Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyun Rahi Ho?
Boss: Tumne mujhe itni badi speech kyun likhkar di. Sab kitne bore ho gaye. Secretary: Sir speech to choti hi thi. Par galati se maine aapko 3 copies de di.
Boss: My secretary is a biblical secretary. Friend: What’s that? Boss: She believes in filing things according to the Bible saying: seek and ye shall find!
Boss: Any calls? Secretary: Yes, a crank call. Boss: What happened? Secretary: A lady called & said “Long distance from Rome”. I said, it sure is, and hung up
Boss:Who had an affair with my secretary? Tell me the truth.(silence) Ok. Who doesn’t love my secretary?(silence) Chantu: Sir, me. Boss: OK then you sack her!
Boss: Don’t use office phones for personal calls Secretary: Boss, it was a business call. Boss: Then which client were you calling “Darling”?
The boss’ secretary was on his lap when his wife arrived. He told the secretary: Write a note to the CEO that we can’t run the office with just 1 chair
The exasperated boss yelled at his secretary: Why the hell don’t you answer the phone? Secretary: It seems so silly. 9 times out of 10 they are for you!
Male boss: Type my leave application. Secretary: Boss, you’ve used all your leaves. Only the maternity leave column is empty. Boss: Then apply for the same