My girlfriend asked if
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking 2012, I’ll rent a boat.
I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
I asked God for world peace, He said: It is impossible. I asked God to make you beautiful, He said: I would better try world peace again!
the cashier asked me “Would you like to help feed the hungry today?” I said, “That’s the reason I’m shopping!!!!”
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I would climb the highest mountain. I would swim the ocean blue. I would do anthimg my dear, just to get away from you.
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
I asked my wife to give me a stiff drink and she put starch in my tea.
I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. Happy April Fools Day