The Village called and
The Village called and said they were looking for you. They’re missing their idiot
HOS is not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
Are stockbrokers so called because they sell you stock that makes you broke?
A man called up a mental asylum: Is there anybody in room 27. Nurse: No, the room is empty. Man: Good. That means I must have really escaped.
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones. Have a great birthday.
Commentary when Ganguly called Dravid for a run, midway sent him back and he was run out: Ganguly threw a drowning man both ends of the rope.
Smart man + smart nari = flirting jari idiot man + smart nari = jeb khali smart man + idiot nari = pav bhari idiot man + idiot nari = shaadi
Smart Man + Smart Nari = Flirting Jarri, Idiot Man + smart Nari = Jeb khali, Smart Man + Idiot Nari = Pav Bhari, Idiot Man + idiot Nari = Shaadi
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is who tries to explain his ideas in a strange way such that another person can’t understand him.