One day Santa was
One day Santa was crying. Banta asked why are you crying? Santa said I have only one brother, but my sister has two. That’s not fair! Happy Rakhi.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…? Santa: Tumhari hai.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Ek din Santa ki biwi mar jati hai. Banta: Kaise mari. Santa: Uske maathe pe goli lagi thi. Banta: Bhagwan ka sukr hai AANKH to bach gayi.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa was writing something very slowly.Banta asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Santa: I am writing to my six-year-old son, he cannot read very fast.
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No