In an exam children
In an exam children were given to write an essay on mother. A cute child wrote- combination of million words From 26 alphabets can never express my loving mom.
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote: DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!
Do not let children sleep with head positioned on the same wall as a toilet.It causes child to be distracted from studies and have bad luck.
Santa: Exam ke pehle cent coins kyun ikkhatte kar raha hai? Banta: Kyunki mujhe exam mein cent-per cent chahiye!
At this moment 3.7 Million people are sleeping, 2.3 Million are falling in Love, 4.1 Million are eating and only one cute person is reading my SMS. Good Night
Plan realistic goals. You cannot climb Mt. Everest and write an essay in the same day!
Sometimes words are not enough to express our feeligs but our loved ones understand our feelings without any words. Thats the language of hearts. Good Morning.
I wrote ur name on sky
The wind blew it away.
I wrote it on sand
Waves washed it away.
I wrote ur name in my heart
Now forever it’ll stay.
Happy Valentine Day!
I Wrote your Name On SKY, But the WIND Blew It Away. I Wrote your Name On SAND, But WAVES Washed It Away. I Wrote your Name In my HEART and forever IT WILL STAY
When I Was A Cute Child, Many Ladies Wanted To Kiss Me. I Allowed Them. Now I Want To Kiss Many Cute Ladies. But They Dont Allow Me