Please call me its
Please call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. Aapka hi blood group chahiye, Please mana mat karna. Warna GADHA mar jaayega.
Mere Mobile Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai, Aur Dr Ne Kaha Hay Ki Khoob Sare Sms Ki Bottle Chadhanni Pedegi So Plz Donate SMS Its Urgent..
No Balance! Please Call Me Urgent. Please Please Iss Sms Ko Apne Doston Ko Bhejo Aur Dekho Kitne Bewakoof Ise Poora Nahi Padhte.
1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega 2.SMS Muskura ke Padhega 3.Neeche Mat Padhna… Jo Kam Mana Karo Woh Jaroor Karenga. Wohi toh hota hai saccha dost. Love You Yaara!
Doctor to husband: You and your wife have the same blood group. Patient: Obviously, it will be! She has been sucking my blood for last twenty-five years.
Difference between husband and gadha? Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota ke husband ban jaaye.
Call Daddy – Dad and Mummy – Mom said the teacher. To this, a blonde said: Then can I call you Mad – Madam.
What do you call a crowd of women in Heaven: Host of angels. What do you call all women in Heaven: PEACE ON EARTH.
If you call your mother as MUM what will you call your mother’s younger sister and elder sister? Santa: Minimum and Maximum
Humare call ke charche jaha mein hone lage, Log humare dewaane hone lade, aap khush-naseeb hain jo aapko humara call mila, jinhe nahi mila vo mobile patak patak ke rone lage!!