A guy visits his
A guy visits his girl. She goes in kitchen to make coffee. Boy sees her phone. What she must have saved my name as? Calls. The phone screen reads: Idiot no. 5
Man visits a workmate in the hospital: We miss you at the factory. Everyone talks about you. Yesterday the boss asked me, What’s happened to what’s his name?
Santa visits Chinese friend in hospital Chinese says Chin Yu Yan and dies Santa goes to China and finds out the meaning You are standing on the oxygen tube!
Mere Pati Ki Kameez Par Pade Coffee Ke Daag Nikalna Namumkin Tha. Tabhi Meri Maa Ne Mujhe Phone Par Bataya Ki Daag Wali Jagah Par Thoda Glycerine Lagakar Thande Paani Se Dho Lo Toh Coffee Ke Daag Gayab Ho Jayenge.
Boy: May I Kiss You? Girl: No. Boy: May I Please Kiss You? Girl: Idiot, Main Teacher Thodi Na Hoon Jo Permission Maang Raha Hai. Zabardasti Nahin Kar Sakta Kya?
Circuit Aur Uski Biwi Coffee Shop Main Jaate Hai CIRCUIT: Aare Jaldi Coffee Piyo Kyonki Hot Coffee 5 Rupaye Ki Hai Aur Cold Coffee 10 Rupaye Ki.
Buntu: Kya tum mujhe apna phone number dogi? Girl: Kyun? Tumhare paas khud ka phone number nahi hai kya? Buntu: Mujhe lagta hai humein bhagwan ne milaya hai. Girl: Bhagwan ne nahi mere bure naseeb ne.
Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. Thus, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
Banta: Kya tum mujhe apna phone number dogi? Girl: Kyun? Tumhare paas khud ka phone number nahi hai kya?
When I Cry Noone Sees My Tears. When I am Worried Noone Sees My Pain. When I am Happy Noone Sees My Smile. But Ek Ladki Kya Saath Ghumne Lagi, Sab Dekh Lete Hai