Boy Dress Super Girl
Boy: Dress Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Lipstik Also Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Makeup Also Done Very Well. Girl: Thanks Brother. Boy: Then Why You Look So Ugly?
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
A dress shop received this note: Sir, you have not yet delivered that maternity dress I ordered. Please cancel the order. My delivery was faster than yours
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
You are there for me
A better brother you couldn’t be
The bond we share, will always be strong
Cuase my brother, can never go wrong
Have a super Happy Birthday
Champions are not super humans, they just fight for one extra second, when everyone else quits. Remember sometimes one extra second of effort gives you the Success
Hey super awesome Uncle, this is a special birthday sms that I’m sending to let you know that you are thought of today and all the year through. Happy Birthday!
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. And no night clubs. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying You.