BOY Do You Have
BOY: Do You Have A PEN? Girl: Yea. BOY: Oh, Its Out Of Ink. Girl: What? You are Kidding, It Works. Boy: It doesnt. Well, You Try. Write Your Mobile Number Here
Boy: Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho. Girl: Ek Baat Poocho? Boy: Ha Poocho. Girl: Tumhara Mobile Dual Sim Wala Toh Nahi Hai Na?
Now stop looking at girls, You are commited now!
Oho what do you mean,
Being on diet doesnt mean that I cant look at the MENU.
Paradox Of Life. If Money Doesnt Grow On Trees, Why Do Banks Have Branches? Why Does A Round Pizza Come In A Square Box? Why Doesnt Glue Stick To Its Bottle?
A girl doesnt need to tell you, how she feels
its all written in her eyes.
If you can read her silent eyes
You definately deserve her heart.
A management student hugs a girl.
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.