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Boy to girl: I love You. Girl: I am engagd with someone and I have a boyfriend too! Boy: Dekho na please mujhe kahin adjust kar sakti ho toh.
Boy And Girl Were Siting In Garden, Suddenly A Dog Kissed A female dog. Boy: Jaanu Agar Bura Na Maano To Mein Bhi? Girl: Ok Par Sambhal Ke. Kahin Kutta Kaat Na Le
Girl: Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, but nothing for Love, Trust, Pain. Boy: Dekho Jaan! Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimaag ka dahi mat karo.
A girl says to her boyfriend,
One kiss and I will be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Boy To Girl Friend: Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jisme Dukh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi. Girl: I Love You Bhaiyya.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
Girl to boy friend: Kya tum mere liye chand taare tood kar la sakte ho? Boy: Tu chand taaro ki baat karti hai, ye log mujhe amrood nahi todne denge.
Boy To Girl: Tumhari Age Kya Hai? Girl: 16 Yrs. Boy: Tumne 5 Saal Pehle Bhi Yehi Batai Thi. Girl: Dekha Ladkiyan Zubaan Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hain.
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. And no night clubs. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying You.