Boy My Girlfriend broke
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend. Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again. Duh! why would I want someone like you.
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
You broke my heart, you had your reasons
Yet I remember our love filled seasons
On your Birthday, I pray for you
May you be successful in whatever you do
Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend? Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend. Why Dont you Have Girlfriend? Boy: Bcoz you are not allowed to have a boyfriend
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.
Girlfriend Is Like Panipuri, Always Tasty. Lover Is Like Pizza, Hot and Spicy. Wife Or Husband Is Like Daal Chawal. No Other Option But Good for Health.