A Boy Is Driving
A Boy Is Driving When A Girl Tries To Overtake Him. Boy: Hey Buffalo! Girl Shouts Back: Donkey! And She Has An Accident. She Hits A Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Wide – While driving you want your road like this! In cricket, when you bat, you wished all balls were like this!
Drinking and driving is a punishable crime
I hear they all say
So lets take an oath that we wont drive
On the New Years Day
Happy New Year!
Two blondes were driving to Disney Land. They saw a sign: Disney Land – left. They turned round and went home.
Funny Sentence Written On T-Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl Walking On Side Of The Road: You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now, Be Careful.
Girl: Its my birthday, where is my gift?
Boy: Can you see that CAR on the other side of road?
Boy: I am gifting you a HAIRPINS of that same color.
A management student hugs a girl.
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.