Boy I Love You
Boy: I Love You. Girl: I am sorry but I Love someone else. Boy in sad mood looked at the girl and said: Bataun teriÃ‚ mummy ko?
Little girl: Daddy, are you the boss? Father: Of course! Girl: But that is because Mummy put you in charge, right?
Boy: I love a girl Girl: Oh! who is she? Boy: She looks a bit like you. Girl: Awwww is it me? Boy: No its your sister.
Girl: Mummy, my tummy is aching. Mom: That’s because you haven’t eaten anything. Your tummy must be empty. Girl: Now I know why you had a headache last night.
New Style Of Proposing Boy: Can I Take A Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age
Mummy: Chunnu kitne bure marks hain tumhare. Chunnu: Nahi mummy, main failures mein highest hoon.
Pappu: Mummy, kaash main 100 saal pehle paida hota. Mummy: Kyun beta. Pappu: Mujhe yeh history ke lessons toh nahi padhne padte.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: That depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Boss: I hired a gorgeous secretary but had to let her go. Friend: Why? Boss: She came to office and when I told her to sit, the silly girl looked for a chair
If you love me send me a gift
She told me and created a rift
I left that greedy girl and went away
Believe me, I am having the happiest Valentines Day