Husband Wife Say Darling
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
Husband: Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle. Wife: I still do but earlier it was 300ml and now it’s 1.5 litre.
Wife: Darling, it’s our anniversary today. What should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Husband and Wife Fighting. Husband: Ye Masla Hume Akal Se Hal Karna Chahiye. Biwi: Haan! Taake Tum Jeet Jaao aur Main Haar Jaau.
Wife to husband in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made. Husband: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance?
Husband: After my death you marry George. Wife: Why? Husband: Darling, it is the best way I can have my revenge over him.
A Husband and Wife Were Arguing. After Much Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell Me Dear, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want to die? Husband: Kyunki mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Wife: What’s that? Husband: Nothing. Wife: You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for long! Husband: I’am looking for expiry date.
Wife: What will you do if I die? Husband: I would die too. Wife: You love me so much! Husband: No, the happiness will be too much for me to bear!