Husband and Wife Fighting
Husband and Wife Fighting. Husband: Ye Masla Hume Akal Se Hal Karna Chahiye. Biwi: Haan! Taake Tum Jeet Jaao aur Main Haar Jaau.
Wife to husband in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made. Husband: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance?
A Husband and Wife Were Arguing. After Much Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell Me Dear, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No, it means – With Idiot for Ever
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want to die? Husband: Kyunki mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Wife: What’s that? Husband: Nothing. Wife: You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for long! Husband: I’am looking for expiry date.
Interviewer: Agar aap chunaav jeet gaye toh aap kya karenge? Politician: Main yeh soch raha hoon ki agar main chunaav haar gaya toh main kya karunga.
Wife: What will you do if I die? Husband: I would die too. Wife: You love me so much! Husband: No, the happiness will be too much for me to bear!
Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!
A husband is living proof That a wife can take a joke. A husband is what’s left of the lover. After the nerve has been extracted.