Difference between husband and
Difference between husband and gadha? Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota ke husband ban jaaye.
Yaad Teri Na Aye Aisa Ho Nahi Sakta.Dost Tere Jaisa Kahi Kho Nahi Sakta.Ek Do Sms karte Rahna.Warna Mujhse Bura Koi Ho Nahi Sakta.
Ankh ka aansu koi utha nahi sakta
kismat mein likha koi mita nahi sakta
aapka pyaar hai jaan hamari
aur ye jaan hamse koi chura nahi sakta
Happy Valentines Day
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want to die? Husband: Kyunki mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Wife: Aap mujhse kitna pyar karte hain? Husband: Main tumse itna pyar karta hoon ke tumhara jhoota zeher bhi pee sakta hoon. Yakeen na ho to aazma lo.
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Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!
Husband: Please call the vet. Wife: You mean the doctor? Husband: No, the vet, because I work like a donkey, eat like a pig and you treat me like a dog.
Husband: After my death, you marry my enemy George. Wife: Why? Husband: It is the best way I can have my revenge over him.
A husband is living proof That a wife can take a joke. A husband is what’s left of the lover. After the nerve has been extracted.