If Any Fat Girl
If Any Fat Girl Crosses You. You whistle and she returns back. The situation is called GolMaal Returns.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.
Buntu to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi. Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Buntu: Sure, what is your phone number?
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi!
Girl: If you try to kiss me, main shor macha dungi. Boy: Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi.
Banta to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi!
Boy To Girl Friend: Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jisme Dukh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi. Girl: I Love You Bhaiyya.
Girl: Its my birthday, where is my gift?
Boy: Can you see that CAR on the other side of road?
Boy: I am gifting you a HAIRPINS of that same color.