Santa What Do You

Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.

Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…? Santa: Tumhari hai.

Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!

Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.

Ek din Santa ki biwi mar jati hai. Banta: Kaise mari. Santa: Uske maathe pe goli lagi thi. Banta: Bhagwan ka sukr hai AANKH to bach gayi.

Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.

Santa and Banta go to see Jurassic Park. Banta: Why are you afraid of the dinosaurs? It is only a movie. Santa: But do those animals know that?

Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No

Santa to Banta: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Banta: What did you do? Santa: I got myself two girl friends.