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Tera Tera Tera Surror
Tera Tera Tera Surror, Insano Mein Hai Ek Langoor, Naam Hai Unka Himesh Reshmiya Hujoor!
Tera charcha hai har
Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai, yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Rehta hai tera naam
Rehta hai tera naam dil ki zubaan par, Ek chand hai zameen par, Ek aasmaan par.
Bhai Apun tera operation
Bhai: Apun tera operation phir se karne ka. Apunka gloves andar reh gaye hai. Patient: Mujhe jaane do. Mein tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga.
Jawaab teri shayari ka
Jawaab teri shayari ka? denge hum shayari mein.. Naam tera likh baithe hain? apne dil ki dairy mein?
Bhai Apun ko tera
Bhai: Apun ko tera operation again karna padega. Apunka gloves andar reh gaya. Patient: mujhe jaane do. Main tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga
Khayal tera hai saason
Khayal tera hai saason jaisa, jo naa aaye toh mar hi jaaun.
Mamu Circuit tera birthday
Mamu: Circuit tera birthday kab hai? Circuit: 13th Oct. Mamu: kaunsa saal? Circuit: Arre aisa bole toh, har saal.
Dil se tera khayal
Dil se tera khayal na jaaye kya karu, Tu yaad aaye toh kya karu, Hasrat hai ek nazar tujhe dekhun, Par kismat woh din na laaye toh kya karu?
Dakiya Buntu tera packet
Dakiya: Buntu tera packet dene ko 5km chal ke aana padta hai Buntu: Toh maine kab kaha chalke aa? Post kar diya kar!