Tera Tera Tera Surror

Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai, yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj rakhi ka tyohar hai.

Rehta hai tera naam dil ki zubaan par, Ek chand hai zameen par, Ek aasmaan par.

Bhai: Apun tera operation phir se karne ka. Apunka gloves andar reh gaye hai. Patient: Mujhe jaane do. Mein tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga.

Jawaab teri shayari ka? denge hum shayari mein.. Naam tera likh baithe hain? apne dil ki dairy mein?

Bhai: Apun ko tera operation again karna padega. Apunka gloves andar reh gaya. Patient: mujhe jaane do. Main tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga

Khayal tera hai saason jaisa, jo naa aaye toh mar hi jaaun.

Mamu: Circuit tera birthday kab hai? Circuit: 13th Oct. Mamu: kaunsa saal? Circuit: Arre aisa bole toh, har saal.

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye kya karu, Tu yaad aaye toh kya karu, Hasrat hai ek nazar tujhe dekhun, Par kismat woh din na laaye toh kya karu?

Dakiya: Buntu tera packet dene ko 5km chal ke aana padta hai Buntu: Toh maine kab kaha chalke aa? Post kar diya kar!