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Imran Hashmi Ne Pehle
Imran Hashmi Ne Pehle Apni Girlfriend Ko Aashiq Banaya. Fir Choclate Mein Zeher Milaake Murder Kar Diya Aur Kaha Kalyug Mein Aksar Aisa Hi Hota Hai.
Bhai Pehle murgi aayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki anda. Circuit: Arre bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Bhai Pehle Murgi Ayi
Bhai: Pehle Murgi Ayi Ki Aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Aap Bhi, Bole Toh Wo Pehle Aya Jiska Order Pehle Diya.
Bhai Pehle murgi ayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi ayi ki aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Bhai Pehle murgi aayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki aanda. Harkat: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh order kiska diya pehle?
isse pehle koi aur
isse pehle koi aur baazi maar jaaye
aap sabse pehle humara wish apne inbox mein paayein
naye saal ki hardik shubkamnaayein
happy new year
Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi
Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hai
yaad ka asar jara der se hota hai
Hum kuch nahi sochte aapke baare mein
Par hamari har baat mein aap hi ka zikr hota hai
Harkat Bhai pehle murgi
Harkat: Bhai pehle murgi aaye ya anda? Punna: Arre Harkat, jiska order pehle dega wo pehle aayega.
Pehle Pehel to usse
Pehle Pehel to usse meri Guftgu huyi, Phir yoon hua ke wo mere Lehje mein Aa gaya.
Aksar Takdeer Ke Rukh
Aksar Takdeer Ke Rukh Badal Jaate Hai, Mohabbat Main Fasale Simat Jaate Hai. Chahat Ho Sacchi To Aisa Bhi Hota Hai, Dur Jaanewale Fir Laut Ke Aate Hai