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Amir Khan Ki Har
Amir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Par Ghajini Dekh Ke Aap Ko Kya Message Milta Hai? Simple! Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta Hai.
Aamir Khan Ki Film
Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor Bhi Ek Bar Kehti- Jahan Panah Tussi Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo.
Real Names Aamir Khan
Real Names- Aamir Khan: Aamir Hussain Khan. Ajay Devgan: Vishal Devgan. Ajit: Hamid Ali Khan. Akshay Kumar: Rajiv Bhatia. Amitabh Bachchan: Amit Srivastav.
Kalam Uthai Hai Lafz
Kalam Uthai Hai Lafz Nahi Milta, Jisko Dhoond Rahay Hain Woh Saks Nahi Milta Phirtay Hain Woh Zamanay Ki Talash Mein Bas Hamaray Liye Waqt Nahi Milta!
Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe
Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe, Wo Teri Yaad Mein, Wo Saare Padh Liye, Papa Ne Raat Mein. Sawera Jab Hua Toh Joote Pad Gaye, Wo Raadhe Waale Baal Ghajini Mein Badal Gaye.
Shahrukh Khan Ke Ghar
Shahrukh Khan Ke Ghar Ka Fan Bahut Slow Hai. Guess Why? Kyunki usse HAULE HAULE SE HAWA CHALTI HAI NA!
Feroz Khan as Don
Feroz Khan as Don: Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Mulkon Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai
Ankh ka aansu koi
Ankh ka aansu koi utha nahi sakta
kismat mein likha koi mita nahi sakta
aapka pyaar hai jaan hamari
aur ye jaan hamse koi chura nahi sakta
Happy Valentines Day
Har raat ko chand
Har raat ko chand ka shringar nahi milta, Har baagh ko phool ka dulaar nahi milta, Maine duniya dekhi hai, Har kisi ko aisa yaar nahi milta!
Harkat Bhai Fly aur
Harkat: Bhai Fly aur Mosquito main kya pharak hai. Punna: Arre Harkat simple hai. Fly fly kar sakta hai, mosquito mosquito nahi kar sakta.