Meri Aur Katrina Ki

Meri Saasu Maa Jab Bhi Doodh Garam Karti Thi Tab Wo Doodh Bartan Par Neeche Chipak Jaata Tha. Maine Unhe Bataya Ki Doodh Garam Karne Se Pehle Bartan Main Thoda Sa Paani Daaliye Toh Doodh Nahi Chipkega. Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Uske Baad Har Roz Doodh Mujhe Hi Ubalna Padega!

Meri Padosan Kal Mujhse Pooch Rahi Thi Ki Main Hafte Main Do Baar Sabjiyan Kharidti Hoon, Meri Sabjiyan Sadti Kaise Nahi? Main Usse Kyon Batau Ki Fridge Main Rakhi Sabjiyon Ke Neeche Akhbaar Rakho Toh Wo Nami Ko Soakh Leta Hai Aur Sabjiyon Ko Taza Rakhta Hai.

Nurse ne Buntu ko bataya: Tumhe ladka hua hai. Buntu: Meri biwi ko mat batana, Use main surprise dunga. Buntu: Main ek film director hoon, mujhe tumhare jaise chehre ki talaash thi. Girl: Main ek plastic surgeon hoon, mujhe bhi tumhare jaise chehre ki ta

Usse Is Tarha Meri Mohabbat Mein Mashroof Kar De Khudaya, Ke Usey Neend Tak Na Aye Meri Yaad Ke Bagair.

Meri Maa Ne Mujhe Ek Raaz Ki Baat Batayi Hai. Aalu Par Konpale Na Phoote Isliye Aalu Ki Tokri Main Ek Seb Rakhna Chahiye. Tabhi Toh Mere Ghar Main Aalu Sahi Rehte Hai!

Meri Shhadi Se Pehle Ghar Main Itni Cheetiyan Aur Keede Ho Gaye The. Jab Main Bahu Ban Kar Iss Ghar Main Aaye Tab Maine Apni Saas Ko Bataya Ki Kitchen Ke Drawers Main, Aate Aur Shakkar Ki Boriyon Main Tejpatta Rakhne Se Usme Keede Nahi Lagte! Tab Se Kitchen Meri Zimmedari Hai.

Tu kya jaane kitna yaad karta hoon, har pal fariyaad karta hoon, roz khat likhta hoon cartoon network ko, tere play ki maang karta hoon

Meri Padosan Ke Ghar Main Itni Cheetiyan Hai. Accha Hua Mujhe Pata Hai Ki Chitiyon se Bachne Ke Liye Daalchini Ki Powder Ghar Main Chidakna Ek Accha Upaay Hai.

Meri Saasu Maa Ne Pehli Baar Mere Janmadin Par Mujhe Phool Diye! Main Kush Thi Aur Chahati Thi Ye Tohfa Jyada Din Sambhal Kar Rakhu. Toh Maine Asprin Ki Do Goliyan Paani Main Daalkar Usme Phool Rakh Diye. Wo Paani Main Har Chaar Din Baat Badalti Thi. Phool Taza Ke Taza Rahe.