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Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta
Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Bhaag Gaya. Doosre Kutton Ne Pocha: Tu Kyun Bhaag Aaya? Usne Kaha Kya Batau Yaaro. Raat Ko Gata Tha Wo Aur Subah Maar Mujhe Padti Thi
Mehmaan Aapka kutta mujhe
Mehmaan: Aapka kutta mujhe hamesha ghoor ke kyun dekhta hai? Chantu: Kyunki uski plate mein koi aur khaana khaye yeh usse bilkul pasand nahi.
Do bacche ek modern
Do bacche ek modern art waali painting ko dekh rahe the. Pehle ne doosre se kaha: Chalo bhaag chale isse pehle ki ye log bole yeh painting humne kharaab ki hai.
Man Kya yeh kutta
Man: Kya yeh kutta faithful hai? Owner: Bilkul sir. Maine isse 14 baar becha hai, aur yeh 14 ke 14 baar lautkar aaya hai.
Kab Chaha Wo Zindagi
Kab Chaha Wo Zindagi Mere Naam Karde, Mujhe Chahe Bas Itna Sa Kaam Karde. Roz Kuch Lamhe Mujhe Socha Kare, Kab Kaha Meri yaadon Me Subah Sham Karde.
Uth kar dekhiye subah
Uth kar dekhiye
subah ka nazara
Hawa hai thandi
mausam bhi hai pyara
So gaya chand aur chhup gaya har sitara
Qubool ho Aapko Salam-ae-subah hamara.
Good Morning
Raat ki chandni khatam
Raat ki chandni khatam ho aai, subah ki zia bas itna khena tha, iss subah mile tumhe bahut khushiyan, yahi hai meri rab se phali or aakhri dua. Good Morning.
Chand Ki Dosti Raat
Chand Ki Dosti Raat Se Subah Tak, Suraj Ki Dosti Subah Se Shaam Tak, Par Hamari Dosti Pehli Mulakat Se Aakhri Saans Tak.
Subah ko baagh mein
Subah ko baagh mein shabnam padti hai fakat iss liye, ke patta patta kare zikr khuda ka bawuzu hokar. Good Morning.
Subah ka mausam or
Subah ka mausam or aapki yaad,
Halki si thandak
aur chai ki pyaas,
Yaaro ki yaari aur yaari ki mithas.
Shuru kijiye apna din meri Good Morning ke saath.