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Bollywood Main AMITABH Tennis
Bollywood Main AMITABH, Tennis Mein SANIA, Steel Mein MITTAL, Busines Mein AMBANI, Cricket Mein Sachin Aur SMS Mein APUN Famous Hai YE TO AAP MANTE HO.
Santa gusse main Main
Santa gusse main: Main is duniya ko mita dunga. Banta: Oye main tuze rubber hi nahi dunga
Tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi
Tu chandramukhi, main suryamukhi tu mujhse dukhi, mein tujhse dukhi chat par jaa, chalaang laga tu bhi sukhi, mein bhi sukhi.
Apun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaas, jhakaas bole to, apun heera tu moti, apun sabzi tu roti, apun paani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.
Mere Ghar Main Sabko
Mere Ghar Main Sabko Butta Bahut Pasand hai. Main Har Baar Butte Ke Daane 3 Min. Se Jyada Nahi Ubaalti Hoon Warna Uska Saara Flavour Chala Jaata Hai. Aur Kai Baar Main Paani Main Namak Milaane Ke Bajaye Thodi Si Shakkar Mila Deti Hoon. Isse Butte Ke Daano Main Asli Meeta Swaad Aata Hai.
Teacher Buntu main chahti
Teacher: Buntu main chahti hoon tum class mein thoda dhyaan do. Buntu: Main toh thoda hi dhyaan de raha hoon mam!
Teacher Banta main chahti
Teacher: Banta main chahti hoon tum class mein thoda dhyaan do. Banta: Main toh thoda hi dhyaan de raha hoon mam
BHAI Apun Ko Tera
BHAI: Apun Ko Tera Operation Fir Se Karna Padega. Apun Ke Gloves Andar Hi Reh Gaye Hai. Patient: Jaanay Do, Main Tumharay Gloves Ke Paise De Doonga
Arre o item Kaisa
Arre o item! Kaisa hai re. Bole to apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha kyonki zindagi main apun ko ek hi item mila na. Woh bhi jhakaas sa to miss to karega na
Jis Din Ghar Main
Jis Din Ghar Main Fish Banta Hai Saare Kitchen Main Badboo. Tabhi Meri Mummy Ne Mujhe Bataya Ki Ek Bowl Main Vinegar Nikaal Ke Jaha Badboo Hai Waha Rakh Do To Badboo Chali Jayegi.