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Hrithik Roshan Aaj Mere
Hrithik Roshan: Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars Hai, 8 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 2 Farmhouse Hai. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhisek Bacchan: Mere Baap Ke Sar Par Bal Hai.
An engineer Mere paas
An engineer: Mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, char logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai? Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Roshan khayalo Ki Tarah
Roshan khayalo Ki Tarah, Maine Chaha Hai Tumhe Din ke Ujalon Ki Tarah. Guzre The Jo Kuch Lamhe Tumhare Saath, Meri Yaado Me Chamakte Hai Wo Sitaron Ki Tarah.
Ae mere call mere
Ae mere call mere dost ke paas jaana agar vo so raha ho to usko mat jagana jab vo uthe to thora sa muskura ke uske kaan mein kehna? Abe saale uth subah ho gayi..
Ae Chand Mere Dost
Ae Chand Mere Dost Ko ek Tohfa Dena
Taaro Ki Mehfil Sang Roshan Karna
Chupa Lena Kone Mein Us Andhere Ko
Har Rat Ke Bad ek khoobsurat Savera Dena
Good Morning
Ae SMS mere dost
Ae SMS, mere dost ke paas jaana, woh so raha ho toh shor mat machana, jab woh jaage to dheere se muskurana, phir kehna: kanjoos SMS kar!
Bhai Oye Circuit yeh
Bhai: Oye Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyun likh raha hai? Circuit: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rele hai.
Nikaal De Apni Roshan
Nikaal De Apni Roshan Kirnein Ae Suraj, Uthne Lage Hai Wo Log Jo Chand Se Be Pyare Hai. Good Morning.
Bhai Oye Circuit Yeh
Bhai: Oye Circuit, Yeh Light Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Kyu Likh Raha Hai? Circuit: Apun Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kar Rehle Hai.
Mere chehare ki hansi
Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Jaaneman meri jaan ho tum.
Will you be my Valentine?