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Song From Movie Machis
Song From Movie Machis. Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi. Lo Karlo Baat, Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi Toh Kamaal Hi Lagegi Na.
1 couple ko movie
1 couple ko movie tickets milte hai. Uspe likha hota hai Pehchan kaun. Movie dekh kar ghar aate hain toh sab samaan gayab. Bas 1 note milta hai, Sahi pehchana
Life is a movie
Life is a movie projector and you are its operator. Till the projection is well, the audiences praise you. Any breaks in the film invite strong criticism.
Jab jab hume pyas
Jab jab hume pyas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Teri har adaa mohabbat
Teri har adaa mohabbat lagti hai, Ek pal ki judayi sadiyan lagti hai, Ab sochta hoon, Zindagi ke har mod par teri zaroorat si lagti hai.
Galat nazar se dekhoge
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah khraabi lagegi, Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Sundar Ladki tumeh BHABHI lagegi!!
Jiski har baat lagti
Jiski har baat lagti hai mujhe right, Jo mujhe rakhti hai har dum tight, Uss strict madam ko meri taraf se, Pyar bhara Good Night.
Uski Khushbu Mujhe Behka
Uski Khushbu Mujhe Behka Jaati Hai. Uski har baat Mujhe Tadpa Jaati Hai. Saanso Ko To Der Lagti Hai Aane Me, Par unki yaad aa hi jaati hai. Good Morning.
Monu Doctor mein jab
Monu: Doctor mein jab baat karta hu toh sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nai dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Chantu: Phone karte waqt
Bittu Jab sardi lagti
Bittu: Jab sardi lagti hai main sharaab peeta hoon, ek din mein sab gayab. Dittu: Ek din mein sardi theek hoti hai? Bittu: Main sharaab ki baat kar raha tha.