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Journalist To Rakhi What
Journalist To Rakhi: What Type Of Roles do you Like? Rakhi: Waise toh I like Egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll bhi kha leti hoon.
Shaadi Main Maa Ne
Shaadi Main Maa Ne Di Silk Ki Saadiyan Ab Saalon Saal Waise Ki Waise Rahegi. Mod Ke Rakhi Saadiyon Ke Beech Bhuni Huyi Laung Ko Thanda Karke Rakh De.
Life Brings KABHI KHUSHI
Life Brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM When It Ends NA TUM JANO NAHUM, So Lets Do MASTI 2gether,Who Knows KAL HO NA HO, Whenever U Need A Fried, MAIN HOON NA!
Apni surat ka kabhi
Apni surat ka kabhi dedaar de tadap raha hoon kabhi apna pyar de apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna kam se kam ek missed call maar de
Aapne humse badi ummeed
Aapne humse badi ummeed laga rakhi hai dil mein asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hai roz kahan se naye SMS bhejen humne kya factory laga rakhi hai?
Dil mein ummeed ki
Dil mein ummeed ki shama jala rakhi hai, Apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is ummeed mein ki aayega call tera, Cell par nazar jama rakhi hai.
Har raat diye se
Har raat diye se saja rakhi hai, Har hawa se shart laga rakhi hai, Jaane kis gali se guzre dost mera, Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai!
Ladka Maine jab apna
Ladka: Maine jab apna pichla ghar choda tha toh meri landlady rone lagi thi. Landlady: Main nahi roungi, main advance pehle hi le leti hoon.
Zindagi ansu aur dard
Zindagi ansu aur dard ki parchai hai, kabhi kamosi kabhi tanhai hai, kabhi rote huye chehro ko hasaya isne, Kabhi haadson ke jashna le aaye hai
Tu kya jaane kitna
Tu kya jaane kitna yaad karta hoon, har pal fariyaad karta hoon, roz khat likhta hoon cartoon network ko, tere play ki maang karta hoon