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Feroz Khan as Don
Feroz Khan as Don: Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Mulkon Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai
Dil hi dil me
Dil hi dil me unhe pyar karte hain
Chupke se izhaar karte hai
Namumkin hai jin raho se unka aana
un rahon pe bhi unka intazaar karte hain
Please be my Valentine
Real Names Aamir Khan
Real Names- Aamir Khan: Aamir Hussain Khan. Ajay Devgan: Vishal Devgan. Ajit: Hamid Ali Khan. Akshay Kumar: Rajiv Bhatia. Amitabh Bachchan: Amit Srivastav.
Boss Main aapki late
Boss: Main aapki late aane ki aadat se pareshaan ho gaya hoon. Yeh aakhri baar aap mere saamne aa rahe hai. Chantu: Kyun sir? Kya aap retirement le rahe hai?
Hum woh nahi jo
Hum woh nahi jo bhool jaate hain, Hum woh hain jo nibhate hain, Door rehkar milna mushkil hai, Yaad bankar saans mein bas jaate hain!
Student kisaan se Kaisi
Student kisaan se: Kaisi kheti karte ho tum log. Dekhna iss ped par 10 seb bhi nahi aayenge. Kisaan: 10 bhi aana mushkil hai beta, kyonki yeh ped aam ka hai.
Pyar Wo Nahi Jis
Pyar Wo Nahi Jis Mein Jeet Aur Haar Ho, Pyar Koi Cheez Nahi Jo Har Waqt Taiyaar Ho. Pyar Wo Hai Jisme Kisi Ke Aane Ka Aitbaar Na Ho Phir Bhi Intezaar Ho.
Chantu phone par awaaz
Chantu phone par awaaz badal kar: Aaj mera beta school nahi aa sakta, woh bimaar hai. Teacher: Kaun bol raha hai? Chantu: Mam, yeh mere papa bol rahe hain.
Har karz dosti ka
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karenga, Hum hi nahi rahe to dosti kaun karge, A khuda salamat rakhna mere dosto ko, Wo nahi rahe to meri shaadi me bartan kaun saaf karega?
Subah Ki Madham Roshni
Subah Ki Madham Roshni. Prindon Ke Sureele Geet. Phoolon Ki Dheemi Khushbu. Aap Ke Jaagney Ka Intezaar Kar Rahe Hain. Good Morning.