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Kutte Ko Murgi Se
Kutte Ko Murgi Se Pyar Tha. Usne Murgi Se Shaadi Ki. Kuch Dino Baad Murgi Ne Khargosh Ko Janam Diya. Kutta: Ye Sab Kya Hai? Murgi: AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.
Bhai Pehle murgi aayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki anda. Circuit: Arre bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Bhai Pehle murgi aayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki aanda. Harkat: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh order kiska diya pehle?
Bhai Pehle Murgi Ayi
Bhai: Pehle Murgi Ayi Ki Aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Aap Bhi, Bole Toh Wo Pehle Aya Jiska Order Pehle Diya.
Bhai Pehle murgi ayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi ayi ki aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Harkat Bhai pehle murgi
Harkat: Bhai pehle murgi aaye ya anda? Punna: Arre Harkat, jiska order pehle dega wo pehle aayega.
Jab Koi Khayal Dil
Jab Koi Khayal Dil Se Takrata Hai, Dil Na Chaha Kar Bhi Chup Reh Jata Hai, Koi Sab Kuch Keh Kar Pyar Jatata Hai, Aur Koi Kuch Na Keh Kar Bhi Pyar Nibhata Hai.
Chunnu Yaar kutte shaadi
Chunnu: Yaar kutte shaadi kyon nahi karte? Munnu: Kyonki wo pehle se hi kutte hote hai.
Wo Stop Pe Thi
Wo Stop Pe Thi Mai Dekhta Raha. Himmat Ki Uske Paas Gaya. Kaha CHANDA! Usne fauran 10 rupaye Nikaale. Maine Hairat Se Poocha Ye Kya? Usne Pyar Se Kaha Chandah
Thukra Ke Usne Mujhko
Thukra Ke Usne Mujhko Kaha Ki Muskurao Maine Hans Diya, Aakhir Sawal Uski Khushi Ka Tha, Maine Khoya Woh Jo Mera Tha Hi Nahi, Usne Khoya Wo Jo Sirf Usi Ka Tha.