Jay Maa kehti hai

Pappu: yaar, main bada pareshaan hoon. Dost: Kyun? Pappu: Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha hai ki agar meri behen ko do bhai hain toh mujhe ek hi bhai kyun hai?

Man: Tum gaana gaate waqt aankh kyun band kar lete ho? Singer: Kyunki mujhse audience ke irritated chehere dekhe nahi jaate.

Meri Maa Kehti Thi Ki Bartano Main Se Aati Mehek Se Peeha Chudana Ho Toh Unn Bartano Ko Sabun Ke Garam Paani Main Ek Chammach Vinegar Milakar Usme Dubo Kar Rakhe. Baad Main Hamesha Ki Tarah Dho Lene Par Bartan Saaf Aur Mehek Gayab.

Mehmaan: Aapka kutta mujhe hamesha ghoor ke kyun dekhta hai? Chantu: Kyunki uski plate mein koi aur khaana khaye yeh usse bilkul pasand nahi.

Santa: Exam ke pehle cent coins kyun ikkhatte kar raha hai? Banta: Kyunki mujhe exam mein cent-per cent chahiye!

Yar jab teri life mein meri importance hi nahi rahi to seedhe se keh de ke ab tumhe meri zaroorat nahi. Mere jaane ki khushiyan kyun mana rahe ho? Tumhara 2011

Agar Mohabbat Nahi To Rokte Kyun Ho, Tanhaai Main Mere Bare Mein Sochte Kyun Ho, Agar Manzil Judaai Hai To Jane Do Mujhe Ko, Lot Ke Kab Aaoge Poochte Kyun Ho.

Circuit khat likh raha tha. Bhai: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai. Circuit: Bhai, main apne chote se bhaanje ko likh raha hoon, aur usse jaldi padhna nahi aata

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se Sanam. Yaadon mein uski yeh Dil tadpta raha. Maut bhi meri chahat ko rok na saki. Kabr mein bhi ye dil dhadakta raha.