Breaking News Rajnikanth Got
Breaking News! Rajnikanth Got Shot Today. Tomorrow Is The Bullets Funeral.
I hear the news and end up in tears. Will there be more news blasts and fears. Its sad to live among terrorism and war, Is this what the Mahatmaji dreamt for?
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy. Good Morning.
Flash news: A two-seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Locals have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
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Heard the latest news? The world is rejoicing, the birds are singing, and people are lining up to say, “Happy Birthday To The World’s Greatest Uncle”!