Jeet Chuke Hum Har

Hum toh aazma chuke, Kabhi koi humko bhi aazmaye, Hum batayenge kaise manaya jaata hai, Kabhi koi humse bhi ruth jaye.

Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.

Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…? Santa: Tumhari hai.

Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!

Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.

Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.

Santa and Banta go to see Jurassic Park. Banta: Why are you afraid of the dinosaurs? It is only a movie. Santa: But do those animals know that?

Ek din Santa ki biwi mar jati hai. Banta: Kaise mari. Santa: Uske maathe pe goli lagi thi. Banta: Bhagwan ka sukr hai AANKH to bach gayi.

Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No