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Bollywood Dialogues Kutte Kameene
Bollywood Dialogues- Kutte, Kameene main tumhe jaan se maar doonga. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga. Itne paise tum kahan se laaye?
Chunnu Yaar kutte shaadi
Chunnu: Yaar kutte shaadi kyon nahi karte? Munnu: Kyonki wo pehle se hi kutte hote hai.
Zindgi Main Hamesha Haste
Zindgi Main Hamesha Haste Raho, Hasna Zindagi Ki Zaroorat Hai, Zindagi Jiyo To Is Andaaz Main, Ki Tumhe Dekh Kar Sab Ko Lage Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai.
Bhai Apun ko tera
Bhai: Apun ko tera operation again karna padega. Apunka gloves andar reh gaya. Patient: mujhe jaane do. Main tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga
Man Main apne future
Man: Main apne future ko lekar chintit hoon. Doctor: Main tumhe 1 saal ki dawa doonga, mahine ke 1000 Rs. Man: Aapka toh future ban gaya, ab mera ilaaj karo?
Boss Aaj se main
Boss: Aaj se main tumhe har 1 ghante ke 25 Rs doonga aur 3 mahine baad tumhe har ghante ke 50 Rs milenge, toh kaam kab shuru karoge? Man: 3 mahine baad sir.
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aye
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aye To Sulaau Kahan, Dharti Ko Maut Aye To Dafnaau Kahan, Sagar Main Leher Aaye To Chupaau Kahan, Yaar Tu Bata Jab Teri Yaad Aye To Jau Kahan.
BHAI Apun Ko Tera
BHAI: Apun Ko Tera Operation Fir Se Karna Padega. Apun Ke Gloves Andar Hi Reh Gaye Hai. Patient: Jaanay Do, Main Tumharay Gloves Ke Paise De Doonga
Aao main aaj tumhe
Aao main aaj tumhe apni zindagi se milaoon, Apni aankhen band karo. Kitna andhera hai na? Tum bin neri zindagi bhi aisi hi hogi. Bas ab meri ho jaao.
Jaan hai zindagi se
Jaan hai zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye tod doon dosti tumhari, Ab tumse kya chupaana, Tum hi ho jaan hamaari.