Ugta hua Suraj dua

Suraj se accha Sitara nahi koi, Hamare jaisa rishta doosra nahi koi, chahe saari duniya dhoond lo, Mujhsa PYARA aap sa AWAARA nahi koi!

Man: Doctor, agar maine sharab, cigarette aur ladkiyon ko chod diya toh kya meri umar lambi hogi? Doctor: Lambi hogi toh nahi bas tumhe lambi lagegi.

Suraj se acha Sitara nahi koi, Jaisa hai rishta humara Doosra nahi koi, chaahe saari duniya Mein dhoond lo, Mujhsa PYARA aur aap sa AWAARA nahi koi!!

Beta: Papa main itna bada kab hounga jab main apni marzi se jee saku. Papa: Itni lambi umar kisi ki nahi hoti hai beta.

Judge: Hum aapka case shuru karne ja rahe hain. Kya aapko kisi vakeel ki zaroorat nahi hai? Man: Nahi sir, Is baar main sab sach bolne wala hoon.

Allah aapki kamayi mein barkat de aapko khush rakhe. aapko naukri de. aapki umar lambi kare.yaad ho gaya? chal katora utha aur shuru hoja

Hamari Dua Hai Koi Gila Nahi, Wo Gulaab Jo Aaj Tak Khila Nahi. Aaj Ke Din Aapko Wo Sab Kuch Mile, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Kabhi Mila Nahi. Happy Birthday.

Wadio se suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizaon mein naya rang chhaya hai, Khamosh kyun ho ab to muskuraao, Aapko good morning kehne hamara SMS aaya hai.

Ankh ka aansu koi utha nahi sakta
kismat mein likha koi mita nahi sakta
aapka pyaar hai jaan hamari
aur ye jaan hamse koi chura nahi sakta
Happy Valentines Day