Girl Mera birthday hai

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai – perfume, earings, suits, flowers, chocolets. Aur ladke? Ye le ladki ka number, bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye.

Mera iqraar tere inkaar se bahtar hoga, Mera din teri raat se behtar hoga, Yaqeen nahi toh doli se jhank kar dekhna, Mera janaza teri baraat se behtar hoga.

Buntu to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi. Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Buntu: Sure, what is your phone number?

Make your birthday party the event of the century. By the way, I will NOT allow your parents to come. That’s my gift to you, Nephew! Happy Birthday!

Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY: Sure, what is your phone number??

Champu: Kisi ne mera credit card chura liya. Buntu: Toh khush kyun hai? Champu: Kyunki biwi ab kharcha nahi kar payegi! Buntu: Shaadi ke bina aadmi adhura hai. Champu: Lekin shadi karte hi aadmi poora nahi hota, Khatam ho jata hai.

Sir: Baccho wada karo sharab, cigrette nai piyoge, Girls ka peecha nai karoge, Desh par jaan doge. Bacche: Denge, aesi jaan ka kya karenge.

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Banta: Sure, what is your phone number?