Apun wishing you a

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper — Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya — Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*

Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaas, jhakaas bole to, apun heera tu moti, apun sabzi tu roti, apun paani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.

Wish you a very cool mast dhinchak bole toh rapchik ekdum mast chai mein mast malai maarke wali GoOd MoRnInG.

Apun Ko Yaad Karne Ka, Apun Ko Phone Karne Ka, Apun Ko SMS bhi Karne Ka, Agar Nahi Kiya To To To Darne Ka Nai Re, Apun Khud Karega Na. Bole toh, I miss you man!

Apun ek baat bolne ka kya. Bole toh ho gayeli hai night, band karne ka tube light, aur soneka tight. Bole toh Bye bye and good night.

Arre o item! Kaisa hai re. Bole to apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha kyonki zindagi main apun ko ek hi item mila na. Woh bhi jhakaas sa to miss to karega na

Harkat: Bhai aaj apun ko jhapad pada. Punna: Kyon? Harkat: Apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya to apun ne usko bol diya, I love you sister!

Munna:Circuit, Apun Blood Test Ke Liye Gaya Toh Saalo Ne Apun Ki Ungli Kaat Di. CIRCUIT:Bhai Apunko Dar Lag Rela Hai.Kal Apun Ko Urine Test Ke Liye Jana Hai.

Harkat: Bhai aaj apun aapke saath nahi aa sakta, apun ko headache ho raha hai. Punna:Ab head ek ho ya do, kaam toh karna hai padega.