Saali Jija ji 500

Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe

Jija: Saali ji. Aapke yaha ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai? Saali: Jijaji, jo sabse mashhoor cheez thi usse toh aap hi le gaye hai.

Bikhre Rishton ko koi Roop Dedo, khilte Pholon ko Thodi Dhoop Dedo, Aapki yaad Aayi To yaad kiya Humne, Aap Bhi Hamari yaad Aane ka koi Saboot Dedo.

Pani Ka Ek Katra Aankhon Se Gira Abhi-Abhi, Kya Tumne Mujhko Yaad Kiya Abhi-Abhi. Tujhse Mile Zamana Hua Magar Yun Laga, Mujhse Milkar Gaya Koi Abhi-Abhi

Agar Neend Aa Jaaye to So bhi Liya karo. Raton Ko Jaagne Se Yaar Lauta Nahi Karte. Good Night.

Bikhre rishto ko koi roop dedo, Khilte phoolon ko thodi dhoop dedo, Aapki yaad aayi hai to sms kiya humne, Aap bhi hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot de do.

Abhi to aapki asli udaan baaki hai, abhi to aapka imtihaan baaki hai, abhi tak to aapne zameen dekhi hai, abhi to poora aasmaan baaki hai

Girl: If you try to kiss me, main shor macha dungi. Boy: Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi.