Jija Saali Sms Jija

Jija: Saali ji. Aapke yaha ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai? Saali: Jijaji, jo sabse mashhoor cheez thi usse toh aap hi le gaye hai.

Saali: Jija ji 500 Rs. Dedo, agle hafte lauta dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, par Abhi de de.

Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe

Harkat: Bhai tumko pata hai India main kaunsi devi ka kaunsa Prasad famous hai. Punna: Simple hai re Harkat, Rabdidevi ka laaluprasad.

Bhai and Circuit go to visit America. Circuit: Yahan sab cool man bolte rehte hani. Bhai: Yahan itni thandi hai na. Toh aadmi bhi thande ho jaate hai.

Sab Kuch Bhool Gaye The Hum Lekin, Itna Humko Ab Bhi Yaad Hai, Saanso Ke Bandhan Toot Gaye The, Jab Aap Hum Se Rooth Gaye The. I miss you.

Jinki Yaad Main Hum Diwane Ho Gaye, Wo Humhi Se Begane Ho Gaye, Shayad Unhe Talash Hai Naye Humsafar Ki, Kyonki Unki Nazar Me Hum Ab Purane Ho Gaye.

Dil Ke Kareeb Aa Ke Woh Jab Door Ho Gaye, Saare Hansi Khwab Chur Chur Ho Gaye, Humne Wafa Nibhai Toh Badnami Mili, Woh Bewafai Karke Bhi Mashoor Ho Gaye.

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye… Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….